We start with three 'fun days at sea', which probably translates to 'lose money at sea' days since I'll have all day and all night to go back and forth between casino and other activities. But who am I kidding, all my best trips have been with my daughter. So at least I have NOT that to look forward to. me: 'Faith, I really gotta pee, you keep saying five more minutes.' Faith: 'Five more minutes!' me: 'Faith you've said that every five minutes for the last 35 minutes, when will this makeup session saga end?' Faith: 'Use the bathroom down the hall and stop rushing me you're only making it worse for yourself!' At least I have the bathroom to myself - when she comes with me she uses every square centimeter of space on the sink-top for her epic cosmetic collection, and spends two hours at a time with the bathroom door locked to get ready for dinner.
This afternoon my daughter will be driving me 35 minutes to Port of Baltimore and not coming with me again on this cruise.
